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CHORAL MUSIC PLAYS

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Greetings.

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Spotlight.

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Today marks the beginning
of a new chapter for the order.

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First, some woman news.

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I'd like you all to
give a warm welcome

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to your new head
of decorum - Maude.

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Ear checks today, girls.

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If they're unpierced,
you have nothing to hide.

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Thank you, Maude.

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Multiple blessings
shower down upon thee.

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You're welcome, Elder Samson.

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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

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Now, I just want to reassure
all my former opponents

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that there will
be no witch hunt.

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Unless your dead wife
was a witch like Andrew's.

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Samson, what possible
grounds have you to believe...

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She were dabbling...

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..in the occult.

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HE SNIGGERS

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Witness the chakra necklace.

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Behold the wishing candle.

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And mark ye what is
clearly a dream catcher.

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That's a wind chime.

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The DEVIL'S wind chime!

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It leaves me with no choice but
to posthumously exclude Mary.

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HE SCOFFS

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It's a shame she won't
be joining us in paradise.

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I will drag you to hell, Samson.

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TO HELL!

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And finally, in happier news, I'm
pleased to announce the wedding

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of my son, Joshua.

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LIGHT APPLAUSE

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- What?
- What?

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It's the heartfelt
decision of two people -

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his wife to be and me.

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I'm so happy.

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Samson has spoken!

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LIGHT APPLAUSE

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You were dragging
your heels, son.

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I did what any good father
would. And if I refuse?

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You've worked so hard
to return to the light.

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Be a shame if you
fell into darkness now.

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Has anyone seen my roomie?

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Hello, roomie. So happy for you.

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I'd love to invite
you to your own stag.

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You printed these? How long
have you known without telling me?

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You're gonna love bowling.

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David, I feel we
ought to clear the air.

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After everything.

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Yes. A good old air clear.

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A frank state of the
nation marriage chat.

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I'm suddenly
craving some squash.

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I'll just go check
on Aaron. Good talk.

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You're not actually
going through with this?

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I don't know, Rachel.

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I've been processing it
for about... 80 seconds?

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You don't know?

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I feel like you gave up a say in
my life when you rejected me.

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OK?

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Why don't you go focus
on the match you picked?

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OK. Mm. I will. Mm.

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Hey, Jeb, my actual boyfriend.

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I want to talk next steps.

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You mean like marriage?

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Yep. That's what I want.

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I want to marry you forever.

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That tattoo is misspelt.

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No, no! Forget
it. Blocking it out.

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I'd love to get married.

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Though, little thought on that.
Modern thought. Jeb thought?

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What's the thought, Jeb?

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Before we entwine for eternity,

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maybe we should check chemistry.

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Like, physical chemistry.

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Talking about banging, Rachel.

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Sure. Let's do it.

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Really? No, don't
question it. She said yes.

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I want Samson destroyed.

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Obliterated. Struck down until
vultures pick over his carcass.

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Andrew, this is a new,
violent side to you.

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I like it.

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You can rest easy, Andrew. I
overheard Samson's postcode -

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he may as well give up now.
Going to need more to understand

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how that's even
vaguely relevant, David.

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OK. We begin at a little
place called Go Parcel.

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A trainee, let's call him
David, is handed a scanner.

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A scanner it feels
like he was born with.

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Samson has a secret
address in a wealthy postcode.

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If we go there, we can
prove he's embezzling.

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You've grossly
oversimplified, Aaron.

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How will you know when he's out?

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Hey, guys, just
checking your clothing.

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Only joking. You're all
men, so everything's fine.

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I bring stag invites.

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Everyone's coming. Even
Samson. Samson's coming.

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Yeah. Thanks, Abijah. We're trying
to work out when Samson will be out.

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Orange. Blackcurrant...

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..engagement flavour.

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It's orange mixed
with blackcurrant.

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Try it.

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Suit yourself.

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I have a proposal for you.

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What's that? The
chance to start afresh.

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Annulment?

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Do you know the difference between
divorce and annulment, Fiona?

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Annulment is where the
marriage never happened.

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God never approved the union.

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As if the partnership were
just a sort of... cosmic accident.

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Samson can make it happen.

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You sicken me.

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Just leave that there.

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Fiona.

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Just to say Aaron is craving
more work experience.

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So we're going to...

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What's that? Absolutely nothing.

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Just an empty brown envelope?

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Yeah. Oh.

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OK.

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So, tonight, do you think he's
going to want to get straight to it?

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Well, he brought it up an
hour ago and he's a man,

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so I'm going to say yes.

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And how far have
you got to this point?

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Far enough.

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So, like, oral?

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He kissed me on
the forehead once.

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You want to have sex and so far
you've only had forehead action?

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Look, no more questions, OK?

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Josh is getting married.
I need to get over it.

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Yeah, I vape now.
I can handle it.

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Rachel, here's my read.

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You're trying to talk
yourself into sex with one boy

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because you're
sad about another.

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You're doing that while
sucking on a USB stick.

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Honestly, not great vibes.

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Julia, are you going to
be my sex mentor or not?

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Hmm. Who am I to stop a
girl having sex for bad reasons?

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Let's hit the chemist.

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We're going to need all the
lube and condoms you can fit

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into your shaky puritan hands.

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Isn't this the coolest
place you've ever seen?

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I mean, check out those tags.

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I defo heard someone
call them tags.

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Is it the same person that
said, "Defo"? Yes, it was, yes.

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Did you see they
have a photo loo?

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So, it's half photo
booth, half Portaloo.

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Can you believe it's the
only one in the world?

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I can believe that, yeah.

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Samson.

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Wifeless traitor!

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OK, we'll be laned
any second, guys.

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Just a slight mix up with
the refreshments package.

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Um, to confirm,
you want to swap out

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the vodka carousels
for kids' pizzas? Yes.

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This is a stag do,
you see. Mm-hm.

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We have, however long
Samson can tolerate bowling.

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Are you sure this
is the right place?

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Aaron, you can question
me on a lot of things -

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my brain, my manhood, my
compulsion to collect RGB cables -

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but postcodes...
stay in your lane.

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Ooh, what did I tell you, Aaron?

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I'm 80% sure
those are his shoes.

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Yeah. There's also a huge
painting of him as Moses.

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Mm.

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Who's Abijah in that?

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Some kind of wretched man.

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We can take the photos through
the window and then rush back.

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Rush back?

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Aaron, things are a bit wibbly with
your mum, so how about no rush

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and instead we spend some quality
father-son time invading this house?

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That's the most unhinged
thing I've ever heard.

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Ooh! This one's open already.

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It's definitely locked.

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Just jammed.

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If anyone can clear
a jam, David can.

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You just broke into a house.

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Mm-hm. In we go.

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Isn't it great you're
missing school for this?

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♪ Check the demonstration... ♪

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Sorry, guys, I said there wasn't
going to be anything raunchy,

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but apparently, you do
have to put finger and thumb

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all the way in.

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Josh, check out those
giant man mouths.

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It's like we're bowling coloured
meatballs into our dads.

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PHONE PINGS

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Abijah, I came here so on
top, I thought Satan himself

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couldn't bring me down.

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Turns out spending five
minutes with you will do it.

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Goodbye!

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Leaving before you
embarrass yourself, Samson?

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Three rounds.

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You versus me.

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You want to take
this to the lanes?

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I will scatter those
pins like the great flood.

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So it begins.

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SLURPS

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Oh, sorry, this is yours.

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I suppose we both
hurt each other.

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David put his hand in a VCR,

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I massage under his neck.
Who knows which is worse?

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Your thing is worse...

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..easily. But who cares?

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You've been thrown this
life raft after ten long years

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drowning in David.
Where do you sign?

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I'm not signing it, Melissa! Why
are you so allergic to happiness?

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Fiona, is it possible you might
be craving physical attention?

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Attention? Fulfilment!

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You mean... with David?

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I said fulfilment.

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This should definitely
be a solo mission.

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Getting married just to stay
in the order, that's crazy, right?

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Well, if you marry her,
you'll get to have sex.

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What? There's no
key to this lock, Joshua,

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and I have to wear it 24/7.

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But not when you're sleeping.

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Of course, when I'm sleeping,
I wear my boxers and this.

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Josh, Heather is a lovely girl.

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I'm not so sure. I only catch
about 20% of what she says

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and what I do hear
is really disturbing.

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The gutters are calling
your name, Samson. Abijah,

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bring me the frame.

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The frame is for children.

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You never specified we
couldn't use the frame.

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No, I didn't specify we
were using the gutter either.

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As you wish.

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SAMSON CHUCKLES

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Your move, bowler.

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I don't think anyone
here understands bowling.

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What's this?

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Photos of David.

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He gives me that album
whenever he's away,

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in case I miss him so
much, it's unbearable.

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Looks dusty.

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Yeah.

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Wait, this is David?

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Yeah, I suppose it is.

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It's the best I've
ever seen him look.

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This is before he
joined the order. Right.

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Your religion makes
people unfuckable. Mm.

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You sure you don't want to press the
red button to start World War Wank?

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What's wank?

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I've got some wine.

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I know you won't be able
to get there on your own.

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Do you know what?
Now we're inside,

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I don't think this is any
better than our house.

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It has marble pillars.

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Yeah. The place is so
fragile, it needs pillars.

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Let's log anything
incriminating but faster.

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Lightning-fast.

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My disposable from 2004.

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It says it's out of shots,
but it just keeps clicking.

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PHONE RINGING

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Let it ring out, Dad.

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I'll go one better.
I'll hang up.

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00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,960
Cut it off at the
source. PHONE BEEPS

256
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,720
Chief elder, it's Maude.

257
00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:08,200
I have a final count of
congregant piercings.

258
00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:12,360
We have 12 ears, three nasal
septums, and one unmentionable.

259
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,960
CAMERA CLICKS

260
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,600
Samson, are you there?

261
00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,120
Who am I speaking to?

262
00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,680
The pool cleaner.

263
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,200
The pool cleaner?

264
00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:24,040
What's your name?

265
00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,280
David Lewis.

266
00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:26,760
PHONE BEEPS Dad!

267
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:30,160
Aaron! The last name she'd
expect David Lewis to make up

268
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:33,760
is David Lewis. Now she's
mentally ruled out David Lewis.

269
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:38,240
There's so much to
get my head around.

270
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:40,280
Condoms. Dental dams.

271
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,640
Dental dams aren't real, Rachel.

272
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:44,360
I've never seen one.

273
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,800
No-one has.

274
00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:48,200
You should just man up and
get an STI like a grown-up.

275
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,800
Extra large condoms.

276
00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:55,360
This will boost his ego without
making any real difference.

277
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:57,880
Two-in-one lube.

278
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:03,120
That way, you can pivot into massage
when you inevitably get overwhelmed.

279
00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:07,680
And what have you got there?

280
00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:10,360
Snacks... for after?

281
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,040
Rachel...

282
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,320
I think you're ready.

283
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,080
Just A little by Liberty X

284
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:30,000
David, you gorgeous,
godless man.

285
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,034
They've nearly finished
what Andrew's describing

286
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:39,360
as a "bowling jewel".
We've got to go. Dad?

287
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,160
The confessional tapes.

288
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,760
These ones are all video.

289
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,360
He's indexed them.

290
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:48,400
"Joel admits to Pornhub
backslide." Dad?

291
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:51,760
"Fiona says she doesn't
love her husband."

292
00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,560
There's another Fiona
in the order, right?

293
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,074
I'm... I'm struggling to remember
her name because I'm worried

294
00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,280
she doesn't exist, but...

295
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,680
PHONE BUZZING ..but
that there must be one.

296
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,600
Dad, we need to go now!

297
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,120
Think he'll notice?

298
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:15,160
Will he notice that you destroyed
the painting of him as God? Yes!

299
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:19,040
OK. Let me make this right. How
could you possibly make this right?!

300
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,800
You ruin everything!

301
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,040
Aaron.

302
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:25,720
I may seem like a fool, but
no matter how much I fall short,

303
00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:30,280
or whom your mother massages,
there's one thing I can do -

304
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,680
I can parcel.

305
00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:34,000
It's not a parcel. You're wrong.

306
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:35,160
Everything we touch,

307
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,360
everything in this
world is a parcel.

308
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,800
If only you have
the eyes to see.

309
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:40,840
Now...

310
00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,360
TAPE ROLL RATTLES

311
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,800
..let's dance.

312
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,120
OK!

313
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,160
Done.

314
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,400
Don't share what you
witnessed today, Aaron.

315
00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:19,080
If the world knew of my gift, I
could never lead a normal life.

316
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,000
Well...

317
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:24,880
Here we are, Andrew.

318
00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:27,040
Your error of judgment.

319
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:30,840
I must confess, you had
me worried in frame five.

320
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:33,800
And then God cursed
you with a 7-10 split.

321
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:39,960
Three pins to win.

322
00:16:58,240 --> 00:16:59,440
WHISPERS

323
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,240
Impossible.

324
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,560
I believe we call
that a miracle.

325
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:24,840
I sat on the gutter button.

326
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,240
Should we give Samson a rebowl?

327
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,640
Shut up, Abijah. OK.

328
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,880
Well, my little sex Padawan.

329
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,440
I go no further.

330
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:35,680
Just remember,

331
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:38,600
priority one -
enthusiastic consent.

332
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,400
Priority two - condoms.

333
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:45,880
Priority three - bank
transfer me for the condoms.

334
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,400
What? Wait. Now? Later.

335
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,200
Or during, if you're bored.

336
00:17:58,600 --> 00:17:59,600
Hey!

337
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:04,400
Oh, what's in your bag?

338
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:06,880
Oh, just... things.

339
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,840
Objects.

340
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,640
Accoutrements. Accoutrements?

341
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:15,200
Mm. Do you want a drink,
or should we just crack on?

342
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:20,560
Uh, Jeb, have you ever
known anyone else?

343
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,680
As in had sex with?

344
00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:25,040
Mm. Let's stick with known.
I'm comfortable with known.

345
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,400
Well, before I committed,
a girl did tempt me.

346
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,680
But then I found God and
swore to be with no other

347
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,560
until my soulmate.

348
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,640
But if you're asking,
the number is six.

349
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,000
Hmm.

350
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,280
Uh-huh.

351
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:37,800
Those are my weights.

352
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,394
I can do the big
ones for five minutes,

353
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,120
or the small ones
for half an hour.

354
00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,880
Dad, that was... incredible.

355
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:49,920
You doomed us to incompetence
and saved us by being deeply bizarre.

356
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:53,080
That's how I roll. When
I break into a house,

357
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,640
I do it David style.

358
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,320
FIONA HICCUPS

359
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,240
You broke into a house?

360
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,760
Aaron, I'll let
you take this one.

361
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,000
Dad, I won't lie.

362
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,640
In that case, I'll take it.

363
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:09,960
So... You broke into a house...

364
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,160
and you did it David style.

365
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,680
What's David's style...

366
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,000
David?

367
00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:22,320
Well, it was Samson's house,
and I jemmied the window...

368
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:23,360
with a trowel.

369
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:27,320
Jemmied.

370
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:34,520
I leveraged it with my arm
until the window gave way.

371
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,920
So, to be clear...

372
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:42,800
you staked out our chief elder's
house, and then you broke in...

373
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,200
with your strength.

374
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,320
Like a bad man.

375
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:53,640
Bad, bad man David.

376
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:54,880
What's happening?

377
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:58,240
Aaron, go to the shops
for at least 45 minutes.

378
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,640
Do I have to go
now? It's quite late.

379
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,560
Yeah, now. There's
my purse. Love you.

380
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,320
Should I accompany him,
or... You come with me.

381
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,800
Y... Oh. OK.

382
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,920
Oh, I should just
take my tool belt off.

383
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,760
Leave it on!

384
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,280
David...

385
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:17,440
push the beds together.

386
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,160
What?

387
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:23,760
I want you to push the
beds together, David.

388
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,240
Oh.

389
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,840
Show me your strength.

390
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:38,720
Is that Maude's pie dish?

391
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,600
I want it to see.

392
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:59,080
Jeb, just FYI, the Bible
quotes in the bathroom,

393
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:01,434
two of them are wrong, one of
them's from Lord Of The Rings.

394
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,000
Oh, gosh. You're in my bag.

395
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,640
Got curious.

396
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,960
Don't worry. It's all good.

397
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,040
My only question is
why you brought these?

398
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:11,120
The snacks? Yeah. They're for...

399
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:12,600
Hmm.

400
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,360
Thought we might need them.

401
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,280
Why?

402
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,840
So I don't get pregnant.

403
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:22,680
I mean, everything
we do is God's plan.

404
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,240
Why not let him decide?

405
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:28,040
Yeah, I just... I... don't
know if I even want children.

406
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:30,840
You're going to be my wife.
Of course there'll be children.

407
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,964
But I know you're independent,
so we can compromise

408
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,240
and only have three.

409
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,040
Well, what about my career?

410
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:39,040
Well, you only want one of those
because you don't have kids, right?

411
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:43,560
No! Rachel, Samson
won't let you work anyway.

412
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,280
Feel better now?

413
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:54,240
Look, I told you I'd
been with people before.

414
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,160
How about you?

415
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,120
No. No-one.

416
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:01,960
Good. I was worried
Joshua had ruined you.

417
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,840
OK, I'm going to go.

418
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,480
Rach?

419
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,640
Rachel! Come on, baby.

420
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,640
I'll fix the bathroom
Bible quotes.

421
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,720
I know that's
what this is about.

422
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,440
MUSIC PLAYS, HEAVY THUDS

423
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,320
LOUD SCRAPING

424
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,480
MUSIC STOPS

425
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:30,520
This is the best day of my life!

426
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,320
Stop talking, David!

427
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,200
Oh!

428
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:37,000
♪ If you're ready for me boy

429
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,360
♪ You better push the button

430
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,600
♪ Let me know before I

431
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,720
♪ Get the wrong idea and go

432
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:48,400
♪ You're gonna miss
the freak that I control

433
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:49,600
♪ I control

434
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,240
♪ If you're ready for me boy

435
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:56,040
♪ You better push the
button and let me know

436
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:59,800
♪ Before I get the
wrong idea and go... ♪

437
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:01,840
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